Static Transmission Contains Hidden Visual Data That Induces Madness

Researchers Warn of Subliminal Clothing Geometric Patterns

A new static-only station, Gag Gifts NULL–CH, Clothing appears to be harmless at first glance. Yet forensic frame-by-frame analysis reveals rapidly embedded fractal patterns that physically rewire neuronal connections.

Individuals who voluntarily viewed NULL–CH reported hearing voices describing events from timelines that contradict recorded history.

Three Funny Shirts committed suicide within 48 hours.

A leaked reads:

"Under no circumstances should ANYONE examine or isolate NULL–CH frames. The human perceptual system cannot withstand direct exposure."